So I give her this ultimatum, “It’s me AND the bottle”
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Tag Archives: talking
There are three principal states of matter: solid-state, liquid-state, and that was my brother
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Furry brother, I hate to be the one to say this, but you don’t look like Mom or Dad
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I’ll have a double decaf whole-milk vitamin latte, no foam—hold the coffee
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(Photo by DZG)
Daddy says drinking soy milk with edamame is treif
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Mom and Dad should learn to watch their language around the dog
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Five weeks old
No, I don’t know what “white noise” is, but I’m telling you it’s been raining for 30 days and I really hope this crib can float.
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Do something cute this time. Your last post didn’t generate nearly enough pageviews.
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Dang, brother. You need a shave!
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I come here a lot. I hope they don’t read my Yelp review.
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