You free me from this thing and I’ll make sure the binkies keep hitting the floor.
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I don’t get out of crib for less than $10,000 a day
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—Linda Evangelista [Sorry for the misquote, Linda, I know, but it’s better this way.]
Do something cute this time. Your last post didn’t generate nearly enough pageviews.
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“Tired of milk?” Kid, wait until you try kibble.
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Dang, brother. You need a shave!
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Mais oui! We should order another bottle.
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Let’s give Mom and Dad three minutes for dinner
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Tracy, I’m sorry. It happened again!
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I saw the dog take my pacifier, but I ain’t squealin’
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I have deep compassion for those who change my diaper
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Samuel “Gyatso” Goldberg