No, I don’t know what “white noise” is, but I’m telling you it’s been raining for 30 days and I really hope this crib can float.
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Scotty… I need more power!
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“I’m giving it all she’s got, Captain!”
Fisher Price My Little Snugabunny Baby Bouncer V4650
Trust me, I’m a baby
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I see your iPhone 4S there. I don’t know what it is, but I want one.
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I smile but everyone assumes its gas
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Don’t ask me to do anything before my first bottle
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With diapers, I consider myself a Keynesian. But for milk I’m strictly a supply-sider. I think my brother’s a trickle-down.
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Lately I’ve been dreaming of dogs
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I invested my entire 529 in Pampers
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First they bound my arms. Then they brought in the hound. I’m still not talking.
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