Tag Archives: boy

peals of laughter
scatological humor
fresh diaper, stale jokes

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Haiku

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blanket tucks arms down
velcro seals the swaddle tight
I embrace myself

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Haiku

Summer SwaddleMe blanket—Product Review
Fisher Price My Little Snugabunny Cradle ‘n Swing

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That’s just how I roll (stroll)

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Chicco KeyFit™ 30 Infant Car Seat, Adventure™ [Chicco USA]
BabyTrend Snap-N-Go Stroller
Circo Valboa Baby Blankets, “Blue” [Target]

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the sky fills with shapes
striking patterns and colors
mobile hung too low

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Haiku
Wimmer Ferguson Infant Stim-Mobile

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America’s Next Top Swaddle

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I want to be on top.
Apologies to Tyra.

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Crouching baby, hidden diaper

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Apologies to Ang Lee

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Open the pod bay doors, Sam

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Apologies to Arthur C. Clarke [Wikipedia] and Stanley Kubrick [YouTube].

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Cry like no one’s sleeping
Burp like no one’s listening
And fart like no one’s breathing

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Apologies to Mark Twain, William Purkey, Terms of Endearment, Hallmark or whomever came up with this first.

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So we meet again, Mr. Bear

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Goldfinger

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Change me two times, babe
I did not sleep
Change me two times
I’m going to wake

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Apologies to The Doors

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