Dear customer service department,

I have been coming to your fine establishment for 20 weeks now. I consider myself to be one of your best customers. I would like to bring a small matter to your attention at this time. My pacifier seems to be wedged against my cheek, not in my mouth. I do admit some responsibility for this situation, however I would like to kindly ask for your assistance in rectifying it as soon as possible. Thank you for allowing me to bring this matter to your attention.

Sincerely,
Samuel