Unfortunately, this week I’ve gone viral
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Tag Archives: boppy
So I give her this ultimatum, “It’s me AND the bottle”
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Say ‘hello’ to my little friends!
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Apologies to Al Pacino, Scarface
peals of laughter
scatological humor
fresh diaper, stale jokes
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Haiku
Siri, how can we make our parents put down their iPhones?
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America’s Next Top Swaddle
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I want to be on top.
Apologies to Tyra.
Crouching baby, hidden diaper
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Apologies to Ang Lee
Cry like no one’s sleeping
Burp like no one’s listening
And fart like no one’s breathing
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Apologies to Mark Twain, William Purkey, Terms of Endearment, Hallmark or whomever came up with this first.
