Tag Archives: baby
Maxwell’s first symphony: Der Zauberteppich (The Magic Carpet)
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No one has documented me for over two hours
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Censorship: No. Binky: Yes.
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Hmm… What if I sleep quietly for an hour and then shriek like a velociraptor—just to keep them on their toes
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Daddy says drinking soy milk with edamame is treif
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Mom and Dad should learn to watch their language around the dog
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I don’t get out of crib for less than $10,000 a day
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—Linda Evangelista [Sorry for the misquote, Linda, I know, but it’s better this way.]