Category Archives: Random Musing
No, I don’t know what “white noise” is, but I’m telling you it’s been raining for 30 days and I really hope this crib can float.
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You free me from this thing and I’ll make sure the binkies keep hitting the floor.
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This nap may be monitored for quality assurance purposes
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Scotty… I need more power!
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“I’m giving it all she’s got, Captain!”
Fisher Price My Little Snugabunny Baby Bouncer V4650
Dang, brother. You need a shave!
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That was my brother. I swear.
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I come here a lot. I hope they don’t read my Yelp review.
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Let’s give Mom and Dad three minutes for dinner
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Tracy, I’m sorry. It happened again!
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