Apologies to The Doors
Category Archives: Random Musing
Change me two times, babe
Monkey on the outside, monkey on the inside
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The banks still haven’t noticed all of the dirty diapers we bundled into CDOs—Boo-yah!!
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Those Westminster bichons with their fancy white haircuts—I’d like to take them outside and play with them
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It’s been three hours. I’m ready for my bottle now
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Shutout to the furry little white ‘non-sporting’ dogs at Westminster
For the diapers they need a-changin’
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Come twin mothers and fathers
Who blog with a Mac
You’ll be up all the night
Freedom’s not coming back
And the one sleeping now
Will be later to wake
Their binkies will fall
For the puppy to take
So you better bring bottles
And milk by the jug
And pray that the dog
doesn’t go on the rug
For the diapers they need a-changin’
Apologies to Bob Dylan
I am so going to milk this
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Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!
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Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!, ecc.
Ahime, che furia!
Ahime, che folla!
Uno alla volta, per carità!
OK, nobody light a match!
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