Can we cut the Christmas music. I feel like I’m on hold and my call isn’t very important Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Get me the President, we have a cold milk situation. Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Someone’s gassy and it’s not me. Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
First they bound my arms. Then they brought in the hound. I’m still not talking. Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
So PG&E gave bonuses to supervisors who didn’t find leaks. So where’s my no-leak bonus? Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Wait. What do you mean ‘brothers’? Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Ma’am, could you please check again on my upgrade to business class Image Reply Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)