Siri, how can we make our parents put down their iPhones? Image Siri on the iPhone Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Wherever we go, people ask, “Are they identical?” Actually, I’m a dog. Image How can people miss that? I’m also a year older. Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
They say the camera adds 5 ounces Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Someone said there’d be milk Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
I was in the middle of a tropical dream and I woke up pantsless on the changing table! Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Illegal hands to the face: 10 yards Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Encroachment—5 yard penalty, loss of down Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Let’s just say, if I had teeth, I would brush them Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Did you get that from Dr. Spock or Mr. Spock?! Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
Who you callin’ “fussy?” Image Share:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)