Breakfast is one of the eight most important meals of the day
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Category Archives: Affirmation
I will not be pacified
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I don’t get out of crib for less than $10,000 a day
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—Linda Evangelista [Sorry for the misquote, Linda, I know, but it’s better this way.]
Mais oui! We should order another bottle.
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I have deep compassion for those who change my diaper
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Samuel “Gyatso” Goldberg
Trust me, I’m a baby
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Judge me by my size, do you?
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Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. — Yoda
I am baby, hear me yawn
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Good day, everyone!
Stay thirsty, my friends
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The most interesting baby in the world.
Admit it, bro, nothing compares to a fresh diaper, a belly full of milk, and a huge burp
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