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Milk for breakfast. Milk for lunch. Milk for dinner.

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Today my dad told me about Children’s Fairyland, Yoshi’s and Fenton’s. Then we discussed Mayor Quan’s handling of the Occupy Movement–specifically the port blockades and my commemorative onesie.

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First they bound my arms. Then they brought in the hound. I’m still not talking.

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So PG&E gave bonuses to supervisors who didn’t find leaks. So where’s my no-leak bonus?

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World, meet Max

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World, meet Sam

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Wait. What do you mean ‘brothers’?

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Ma’am, could you please check again on my upgrade to business class

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