Yes, I do know when you’re not using the organic
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Author Archives: twonewgoldbergs
Daddy probably wouldn’t like it if I spit up during Pink Floyd
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Welcome, my son. Welcome to the machine.
Hold on there. Swaddling is not for puppies.
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Can we cut the Christmas music. I feel like I’m on hold and my call isn’t very important
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This winter’s line of hats is unstructured and gender neutral.
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Sleeps with dogs…
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Get me the President, we have a cold milk situation.
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Someone’s gassy and it’s not me.
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A ‘thumb’? Does milk come out of it?
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Pssst. Buy stock in Target before the bump.
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