Wait… how long until the next diaper change?
Author Archives: twonewgoldbergs
I’m thinking we should limit Daddy’s screen-time
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People say I look like my daddy, but I just don’t see it
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Censorship: No. Binky: Yes.
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Hmm… What if I sleep quietly for an hour and then shriek like a velociraptor—just to keep them on their toes
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I’m not sure there’s enough Purell in Berkeley for me to recover from this
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Daddy says drinking soy milk with edamame is treif
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Mom and Dad should learn to watch their language around the dog
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Five weeks old
No, I don’t know what “white noise” is, but I’m telling you it’s been raining for 30 days and I really hope this crib can float.
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You free me from this thing and I’ll make sure the binkies keep hitting the floor.
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