No, I don’t know what “white noise” is, but I’m telling you it’s been raining for 30 days and I really hope this crib can float.
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Monthly Archives: January 2012
You free me from this thing and I’ll make sure the binkies keep hitting the floor.
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I don’t get out of crib for less than $10,000 a day
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—Linda Evangelista [Sorry for the misquote, Linda, I know, but it’s better this way.]
Do something cute this time. Your last post didn’t generate nearly enough pageviews.
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This nap may be monitored for quality assurance purposes
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“Tired of milk?” Kid, wait until you try kibble.
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Scotty… I need more power!
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“I’m giving it all she’s got, Captain!”
Fisher Price My Little Snugabunny Baby Bouncer V4650
Dang, brother. You need a shave!
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Mais oui! We should order another bottle.
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That was my brother. I swear.
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