Cry ‘havoc’ and let slip the dog of love

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a close-up of a white bichon frise sits on the back of a couch, looking out the windows, guarding the house
Apologies to Shakespeare: Julias Cesar, ACT III SCENE I.

100 million years to perfect my olfactory glands, and they want me to tell them when a diaper’s dirty

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100 million years to perfect my olfactory glands, and they want me to tell them when a diaper's dirty