Dear Customer Service Department…

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baby boy sam, sitting in a My Little Snugabunny Cradle'N'Swing, has a blue pacifier stuck next to his faceDear customer service department,

I have been coming to your fine establishment for 20 weeks now. I consider myself to be one of your best customers. I would like to bring a small matter to your attention at this time. My pacifier seems to be wedged against my cheek, not in my mouth. I do admit some responsibility for this situation, however I would like to kindly ask for your assistance in rectifying it as soon as possible. Thank you for allowing me to bring this matter to your attention.

Sincerely,
Samuel

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baby boy sam sleeps in a light blue Summer SwaddleMe blanket, sitting in a Fisher Price My Little Snugabunny Cradle and Swing
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