There are three principal states of matter: solid-state, liquid-state, and that was my brother

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baby boys sam and max sit in Boppy Newborn Loungers under a play structure with dangling toys. Sam in the foreground appears to be talking.
States of Matter

For the diapers they need a-changin’

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Come twin mothers and fathers
Who blog with a Mac
You’ll be up all the night
Freedom’s not coming back
And the one sleeping now
Will be later to wake
Their binkies will fall
For the puppy to take
So you better bring bottles
And milk by the jug
And pray that the dog
doesn’t go on the rug
For the diapers they need a-changin’

baby boys, twin brothers, sam and max, sit on a Boppy Newborn Lounger with pacifiers. Sam is swaddled, max is wearing a sweat-pea suit
Apologies to Bob Dylan