I don’t always drink milk, but when I do… Wait! Who am I kidding? I always drink milk.


baby boy max, sits on a BoppyNewbornLounger wearing a white onesie
The Most Interesting Man in The World [Wikipedia]

This story must be important—they read it to us every day.


twin brothers, baby boys, max and sam sit on Boppy Newborn Loungers wearing white onesies while their mother reads the book, Not A Box, to them
Not a Box, Antoinette Portis [Barnes and Noble]

Schrödinger’s Diaper—enough said


baby boy max, wearing a white onesie and sitting on a Boppy Newborn Lounger, contemplates quantum mechanics
Copenhagen Interpretation [Wikipedia]
Schrödinger’s Cat [Wikipedia]

Technically, Dad, the theme from Gilligan’s Island is not a lullaby. But you can tell me again what happened to The Minnow.


Baby boy max, wearing a black Polo outfit, sits on a BoppyNewbornLounger, while giving insight to his father
(Gilligan’s Island Intro [YouTube])

And, for the record, nor is Spider-Man [YouTube].
And not The Brady Bunch Theme [YouTube] either.

What other songs do you actually know?

Favorite Giant: Melky Cabrera–though not sure why


baby boy max wearing a dinosaur bib, sitting on a Boppy Newborn Lounger, reflects on Giants' Opening Day 2012 with a home run by Melky Cabrera
Giants’ Player, Melky “Leche” Cabrera