Cry like no one’s sleeping
Burp like no one’s listening
And fart like no one’s breathing

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baby boy sam sits on a Boppy Newborn Lounger and looks at the camera with a funny expressin
Apologies to Mark Twain, William Purkey, Terms of Endearment, Hallmark or whomever came up with this first.

There are three principal states of matter: solid-state, liquid-state, and that was my brother

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baby boys sam and max sit in Boppy Newborn Loungers under a play structure with dangling toys. Sam in the foreground appears to be talking.
States of Matter

Wherever we go, people ask, “Are they identical?” Actually, I’m a dog.

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a white bichon frise sits on a daybed with two, swaddled twin boys, max and sam
How can people miss that? I’m also a year older.