Cry like no one’s sleeping
Burp like no one’s listening
And fart like no one’s breathing

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baby boy sam sits on a Boppy Newborn Lounger and looks at the camera with a funny expressin
Apologies to Mark Twain, William Purkey, Terms of Endearment, Hallmark or whomever came up with this first.

I don’t get out of crib for less than $10,000 a day

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Baby boy Sam propped-up and wrapped in a striped blanket, wearing a striped hat

Linda Evangelista [Sorry for the misquote, Linda, I know, but it’s better this way.]