the sky fills with shapes
striking patterns and colors
mobile hung too low

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baby boy sam looks up at a mobile hung over his Argington Bam Bassinet
Haiku
Wimmer Ferguson Infant Stim-Mobile

America’s Next Top Swaddle

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baby boy max, swaddled in a light blue Summer SwaddleMe blanket, resting on a Boppy Newborn Lounger. He has a small smile.
I want to be on top.
Apologies to Tyra.

Sh*t 10 Week Old Babies Say

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Sh*t 10 Week Old Babies Say from Kenneth Goldberg on Vimeo.
In case you’re not familiar with the meme, it’s been going around the internet for a while, and there’s a Sh*t People Say video for just about every group you can think of. Some funny examples:
Sh*t New Yorkers Say
Sh*t San Franciscans Say

Cry like no one’s sleeping
Burp like no one’s listening
And fart like no one’s breathing

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baby boy sam sits on a Boppy Newborn Lounger and looks at the camera with a funny expressin
Apologies to Mark Twain, William Purkey, Terms of Endearment, Hallmark or whomever came up with this first.