Hmm… What if I sleep quietly for an hour and then shriek like a velociraptor—just to keep them on their toes


baby boy sam, wearing a hat, looking at the camera with a flash of insight

Velociraptor [Wikipedia]Jurassic Park [YouTube]

No, I don’t know what “white noise” is, but I’m telling you it’s been raining for 30 days and I really hope this crib can float.


twin baby boys max and sam, swaddled on a boppy. It looks like sam is talking and max is listening